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dickinaboxplz

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Hey girl, I got somethin' real important to give you So just sit down and listen Girl you know we've been together such a long, long time (such a long time) And now I'm ready to lay it on the line (Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (open wide) Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (what is on my mind) A gift real special, so take off the top Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box (it's in a box) Not gonna get you a diamond ring That sort of gift don't mean anything Not gonna get you a fancy car Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star Not gonna get you a house in the hills A girl like
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:iconwutplz:
"Eating: Dick in a Box"
Aww man! There's a :icondickinaboxplz: and a :iconmotherloverplz: but no :iconthreewayplz:! That sucks my D*ck in a Box!
Lol, but there's :icon3wayplz: :'D
*opens my present* AAAWWWW!! :iconthatsgreatplz:
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